The wedding that shook the country

I have been away for a while and events that have happened in the last week have prompted me to make a come back way before my scheduled return. As a freelance journalist, I can choose when to work and when to take a break. I decided to take a break from work for 3 months and that meant that I wouldn't blog for all that time. That rest has done me well and I'm now back.

Now 2 Kenyan men wed in London and the whole country comes out in abhoring homosexuality. I'd be happier if everyone kept quiet and act like nothing happened. When a Bishop is busted butt naked in bed with a relative's wife and frog-marched to the police station nude, the country selectively chooses to sweep that under the carpet. So many other ills of this rotten society are swept under the carpet and yet 2 men can't be allowed to live their lives peacefully. Oh please, spare us the high horse and double standards hypocracy. You sleep with your daughters and your wives sleep with their sons....Oh c'mon the list is endless....

Gay men, go ye and live your life, enjoy it to the fullest and let no one bring you down. I might as well to the UK and get married!!!

Moving on...

It's been a couple of weeks since my good friend Peter broke up with his boyfriend, or rather been dumped by the boyfriend. It has never been easy for anyone to move on after such an emotional break up. Research however shows that men have a tendancy of moving on very easily and quickly compared to the ladies. They tend to focus more on other matters like careers, money, investment and good living. They do not let the emotional distress bog them down.

I'm quite impressed by the progress Peter has made and I am almost concluding that the break up was long overdue. His career is taking a new turn and his investments are starting to grow. He told me that over the weekend that he is taking a mortgage for a new apartment...how great is that? Guys, don't stick on to a relationship that is not taking you no where!

Homophobia!

Tacos, the only gay friendly bar that I know has turned against its only loyal customers, the gay people. I have always avoided that bar for obvious reasons! Why would I want to hang out where every underage gay boy and old gay predator man frequents? Why would I want to hang out in a joint where my security is not guaranteed? Nah, that isn't my type of joint...fogive my arrogant taste!

I am informed that the joint has once again kicked out gay people from its premises. Last time they did that, they ended up warming themselves to gay people because their revenues dwindled significantly. Surprisingly, I have seen a group on Facebook called 'Tacos Sirudi Tena' (I am not going back to Tacos). My biggest question is where are all those bitches who liked sitting at the balcony at Tacos to gossip going to go? I doubt there is a joint that would accept them! Or maybe they can gossip at the comfort of their homes!!!

Ooooh facebook breakups!

Who doesn't like facebook? Everyone does, me included. My blackberry has beared all the brunt of facebook, only if it could speak!

Since they keep changing the format, more and more of people's private life is being exposed. I have being seeing many of those "X is no longer listed in a relationship" or "Y is now single" or "K is now in a complicated relationship" updates in the last couple of weeks!

The shocker is the rate at which people are breaking up on facebook. Peter called me yesterday and from his tone, he was mad and not happy. "He broke up with me" he said! "And the worst part is that he did it over facebook! He couldn't even call or text me!"

If you're the kind of guy who breaks up with your boy over facebook, then I think you ain't man enough! You are a pathetic loser, idiot and your guy didn't deserve you in the first instance. GROW SOME BALLS!!!

"Best Friends Forever"

What do you do when you straight female 'bff' tells you that she loves you and she knows very well that you have a boyfriend? RUN TO THE HILLS!!!

After clearing my paper work on Monday, I went to the coffee shop opposite our offices where my bff joined me for coffee. We have been tight friends ever since college and our friendship become more tighter when I came out to her. A few months ago she expressed what she felt for me, LOVE! I made it clear that we could only be friends.

We have quarrelled enough times over this issue and she won't get it. Then it hit me, ladies love committed men or married men! The other day while having drinks I noticed some interest from ladies simply because I'd won a ring! Oh please, ladies, you can't be that cheap!

Call me mean, but on Monday, I told her off! "You got to choose, our friendship or forget me completely! In fact, if you have noticed, I have been avoiding you for the last one month!"

Hangover!

Yesterday I decided to mourn the demise of MJ by calling in sick, so I didn't work. Being a friday, any random plot was welcome. After lazying around in my apartment, I decided to check out the local bars in the afternoon. I needed some company and my pal, whom I have hots for, came into my mind. A phone call and an hour later he was there. In the evening we hit the club scene and went home drunk after a couple of hours. Whatever happened later in the night at my apartment none of us remembers...or rather chooses not to remember. Nonetheless, it was awesome. But the hangover I'm having right now reminds me of the number of vodka shots I did!

I hear there's a party going down tonight. Fortunately or unfortunately, I don't do gay parties. They're for the desparate old men hunting young boys and for the young boys who need the old men's cash!!!

R.I.P Michael Jackson!

The death of MJ yesterday afternoon (American time) in LA has shocked the entire world. MJ was a popstar who sang for everyone, the old, young, sick, happy, devastated...the list is endless. His music was appreciated by everyone. I have never met anyone who disliked MJ's music, NEVER EVER!!!

His character came into the lamelight when he was accused of child molestation but he was acquitted. He didn't give up despite the negative publicity and the financial woes that beriddled him. He kept going and was actually rehearsing, in LA, for his planned shows that had been postponed to 2010.

He will not be physically present but his music will live on in the hearts of many. 'Heal the world', 'You rock my world', 'Billie Jean', 'Off the wall', 'Black or white' and many other songs will forever remain edged in our souls and continue to touch generations to come. He was more than a popstar, legend, icon and superstar. Michael Jackson has not died in us. R.I.P MJ!

Today I decided to mourn MJ in a special way, I called in sick!!!

Fresh blood

The other day I was at the bar, the famous one where every Tom, Dick and Harry in the gay scene likes frequenting. Not to sound like a snob but I hate that joint. I don't know what has got into me that I'm finding myself there these days, after avoiding it for more than a year. Anyway, that's besides the point. While there I noticed a bunch of very young gay guys, almost 20 in number. Very young guys, the oldest was probably 19. That got me thinking...what are kids being taught in school? I bet there's a BE GAY 101 class in high school where these toddlers are told being straight is a sin! But hey, it's good seeing some new blood out there!

For the record, I'm not that old, still in my 20s! Or my mother lied about my age!!!

SIZE MATTERS!

Does size really matter?

Big, long, thick, small or short….name them. These are various sizes, not of hands or legs but of that thing that men carry between their two legs which gay men so love. I have never known why this debate about size has never been concluded. I have heard it enough times even among heterosexuals. But I try and understand that human nature is obsessed with size. Everyone wants a bigger version of everything. Big cars, big hand held smart phones, big houses, big yachts, big wall paintings and every other big thing!

I always wonder why many gay men prefer men who are well hung. I am made to understand by my bottom friends that big is better and big is fun. Ok, I agree that is fun and feels better, but I’m almost certain that it is not that automatic! With size come more burdens and more pain! But again I’m told that the pain comes in the initial stages but once it’s over, everything is sweet!

Let me share with you my thoughts on this. I am of the opinion that size doesn’t matter. It’s how it’s done that matters. One huge can fellow can go down that road and it would not be as fun if he doesn’t know what he’s doing! Yet on tiny fellow can do it with gusto and give you well over 100% satisfaction. I believe a person who takes their time and is confident in what is doing can give you one good fuck! Even straight men aren’t excluded. How many women have you heard whining about their men not be able to perform well despite the size? There are enough! Even gay men are complaining.

So you men, put your act together, forget about the size and enjoy it. And those who can’t perform can learn. Learn what to takes to satisfy your man!

Queer is the new Straight!!!

"Being straight is so cliche!" said my friend as we sat at the bar on Friday evening.
"Really?" I asked him.
"Yeah. Everyone is so gay these days that I pity our women. Who's gonna marry them and give them babies?"
This is interesting" I said.
"You know" he explained "God never created straight men. All those who purport to be straight are not. They are either gay, bi or curious!"
We were at a very well known bar in Nairobi that is well known to be gay friendly. What emerged from that discussion was that the number of queer or gay men was increasing at an alarming rate, scary to some of us who have been in this game for quite a while....lol!


It is interesting how many men out there are willing to try out new stuff, in the name of getting intimately involved with another man. I remember when I first vetured into the scene, being queer or gay was so unacceptable in the society espcially in Kenya. However, of late many more people are coming out even to their parents and immediate familiies and the response has been varried.



I am delighted with the new developments in the scene because I have heard of more and more straight men who are willing to 'try out' new things. One is therefore left to wonder whether there exists a purely straight man. That is a question i wouldn't want to answer.



All I know about these men is that they are sexy, cute, hung...yeah I had to say it. If you are out to have some fun, then go ahead and grab one for yourself. But if you are in search of love or emotinal satisfaction, then run away from them coz they shall let you down.