Moving on...

It's been a couple of weeks since my good friend Peter broke up with his boyfriend, or rather been dumped by the boyfriend. It has never been easy for anyone to move on after such an emotional break up. Research however shows that men have a tendancy of moving on very easily and quickly compared to the ladies. They tend to focus more on other matters like careers, money, investment and good living. They do not let the emotional distress bog them down.

I'm quite impressed by the progress Peter has made and I am almost concluding that the break up was long overdue. His career is taking a new turn and his investments are starting to grow. He told me that over the weekend that he is taking a mortgage for a new apartment...how great is that? Guys, don't stick on to a relationship that is not taking you no where!

Homophobia!

Tacos, the only gay friendly bar that I know has turned against its only loyal customers, the gay people. I have always avoided that bar for obvious reasons! Why would I want to hang out where every underage gay boy and old gay predator man frequents? Why would I want to hang out in a joint where my security is not guaranteed? Nah, that isn't my type of joint...fogive my arrogant taste!

I am informed that the joint has once again kicked out gay people from its premises. Last time they did that, they ended up warming themselves to gay people because their revenues dwindled significantly. Surprisingly, I have seen a group on Facebook called 'Tacos Sirudi Tena' (I am not going back to Tacos). My biggest question is where are all those bitches who liked sitting at the balcony at Tacos to gossip going to go? I doubt there is a joint that would accept them! Or maybe they can gossip at the comfort of their homes!!!

Ooooh facebook breakups!

Who doesn't like facebook? Everyone does, me included. My blackberry has beared all the brunt of facebook, only if it could speak!

Since they keep changing the format, more and more of people's private life is being exposed. I have being seeing many of those "X is no longer listed in a relationship" or "Y is now single" or "K is now in a complicated relationship" updates in the last couple of weeks!

The shocker is the rate at which people are breaking up on facebook. Peter called me yesterday and from his tone, he was mad and not happy. "He broke up with me" he said! "And the worst part is that he did it over facebook! He couldn't even call or text me!"

If you're the kind of guy who breaks up with your boy over facebook, then I think you ain't man enough! You are a pathetic loser, idiot and your guy didn't deserve you in the first instance. GROW SOME BALLS!!!

"Best Friends Forever"

What do you do when you straight female 'bff' tells you that she loves you and she knows very well that you have a boyfriend? RUN TO THE HILLS!!!

After clearing my paper work on Monday, I went to the coffee shop opposite our offices where my bff joined me for coffee. We have been tight friends ever since college and our friendship become more tighter when I came out to her. A few months ago she expressed what she felt for me, LOVE! I made it clear that we could only be friends.

We have quarrelled enough times over this issue and she won't get it. Then it hit me, ladies love committed men or married men! The other day while having drinks I noticed some interest from ladies simply because I'd won a ring! Oh please, ladies, you can't be that cheap!

Call me mean, but on Monday, I told her off! "You got to choose, our friendship or forget me completely! In fact, if you have noticed, I have been avoiding you for the last one month!"